Spam Haiku?

Inspiration comes from strange places.

Sometime last year a friend had a suggestion that you could use all those annoying SPAM messages to create simple haiku poetry. So why not... hundreds and hundreds of messages fill my SPAM folders on a daily basis... why not put them to some use.

Customer service
Romantic destination
False inheritance

So here is a blog challenge! See who can put the best haiku in the comments on this post. Adult content is OK but not profanity. Have fun and lets see what we can do.