I am a little confused

I am a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

 -If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic, different.'

 -Grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, a quintessential American story.

 

 -If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

 -Name your kids Willow, Trig, and Track, you're a maverick.

 

-Graduate from Harvard law school and you are unstable.

-Attend five (5) different colleges before graduating, you are well grounded.

 

-If you spend three (3) years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law professor, spend eight (8) years as a state Senator  representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health  and Human Services committee, spend four (4) years in the United States Senate representing a   state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs,   Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have any real   leadership experience.

-If your total resume is: local weather girl, four (4) years on the city council and six (6) years as   the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with  only 650,000 people, then you are qualified to become the country's second highest ranking  executive.

 

-If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising two (2) beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you are not a real Christian.

-If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a Christian.

 

-If you teach responsible, age-appropriate sex education, including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.

-If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant,  you're very responsible.

 

-If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family,  your family's values don't represent America's.

-If your husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with a least one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

 

-If you respect science, you're spiritually bankrupt.

-If you believe Adam & Eve & Satan shared acreage with the dinosaurs and the world is about 6,000 years old, you're qualified to appoint Supreme Court justices.

 

 Does it really matter who you vote for? Does it matter who is President or Vice president?